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Friday, December 16th, 2005
6:50 pm	Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I gave krissieo6 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole punkinhead119's purse (30 points). In August I put money in brittay's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I helped hil1ary see the light (8 points). Last month I pulled over and changed _trampolines's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been nice (62 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, sweet_loser Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: seemed kinda fun... (Comment on this)
Friday, September 23rd, 2005
12:23 am	Im curious... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: 00h i'm s0 smart ¢¾ Date: Sep 21, 2005 8:03 AM my cell literally rang as soon as I read the last word of this email!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------- My phone did to!! =l -------------------------------------------------------------------- My phone rang while I was reading this shit my phone rang too ---------------------------------------------------------------------- hOLY cRAP mY CELL pHONE RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH -------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out Collin ------------------------------------------------------------------ This works so try it yourself ------------------------------------------------------------------ this is soo creepy..it really works. my phone rang right when i finished reading it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- CRYSTAL-- I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING I LOVE MY PHONE RANG WHILE I WAS READING THIS!... SUM FREAKY ISH! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ holy shit my phone rang and it was my mom!!!!!!!!! --------------------------------------------------- lets see if it works.... I am taking the bait - what do I have to lose right? Hope it works! Supposedly The Phone Will Ring Right After You Do This. Just read the little stories and think of a wish as you scroll all the way to the bottom. There is a message there - then make your wish. No attachment on this one. Stories I'm 13 years old, and I wished that my dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there my Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!!! My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). However, if you don't send this to people in 5 minutes, you will have bad luck for years!! Go for it!!! SCROLL DOWN!!!! * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ******** ********* ********** *********** ************ ************* ************** *************** **************** ***************** ****************** ******************* ******************** ********************* ********************** *********************** ************************ ************************* ************************** *************************** **************************** ***************************** ****************************** ******************************* ******************************** ********************************* ********************************** ****************************** ***** ********************************** ********************************* ******************************** ******************************* ****************************** ***************************** **************************** *************************** ************************** ************************ ************************ *********************** ********************** ********************* ******************** ******************* ****************** ***************** **************** *********** **** ************** ************* ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * STOP!!! Congratulations!!! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully....it can be very rewarding!!!! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you do this (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 11th, 2005
1:33 am	"Tortures of the Damned" - Bayside I hate myself more that I ever let on. I'm burned out at 22. I lived too fast and I loved too much and I'll die too young, but I chose this cup tjat I drank from. Knew what I was getting into. But I couldn't let out what I had to keep in. I'm ashamed of myself and unspeakable sins that I've committed and....I've made mistakes but I'll find my way. No explanation for the things I've failed at before. They can't hold my hand. It just hurts to be a man. Through the tortures of the damned. If I only had an axe I'd sever the ties I've made with the world. Maybe I can be a stanger in a strange place if I start now, maybe I can be saved. If I only had a mask, I'd cover these bleeding eyes. They're bloodshot now but they'll be black by dawn. If I wake up now I can be pure again. Look at me now, I'm on the tracks with my back towards the last train leaving town. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 21st, 2005
8:35 pm	ok...i guess you all want an update...well...i started college last week...which is crazy as i dont know what...its crazy cuz im supposed to be older and more mature but im not...im not growing up...its cool ive accepted that...the classes r ok...im actually putting forth effort...damn thats crazy... umm...me and ***** have been together (again) for a few weeks now...we arent "official" about it...we are what we are...i love being with and talking with her...its great... work is work...thats all there is i now have a 12 in my truck which makes me feel as cool as FCUK (if any of u get that) well...later... holla (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 31st, 2005
12:31 am	ok...well...we finally got home...we got home safely...but it took fuckin forever...ok...so sunday afternoon we got to mobile...not a bad trip...didnt kill anyone...walked around the church and stuff...it was a cool place...the building where the "programs" were held was awesome...like...a kick ass venue place...but anyways... we started work on monday...we worked from 9-3 everyday...which...honestly i loved the work...my group was responsible for replacing a bathroom floor, changing a door, replacing a window, checking a gas stove, and checking a telephone wire...we replace the bathroom floor and changed the door...it was crap in my opinion...just cuz i felt we could have done soo much more than we did...but they never gave us the supplies or help we requested...so whatever...we had sparky help all the groups...sparky was an old guy...the first day he was topless...had he man cans saggin...sweating everywhere...crazy...and at lunch he sang us a song about boogers...no joke it was funny as hell... then we had programs and free time...met very awesome people...hayden...i love you man...you are the coolest (cuz your mom goes to college) *holds up arm*...met some nice young ladies haha... then yesterday on the way home we went to the beach and stopped by some of mrs kathys friends house...which was ok...but im home now...so its all good...later (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 24th, 2005
12:57 am	going away for a week...have fun people... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
11:18 pm	yeah...i havent been doing much lately...ive been working alot...no romantic relationship for me...some heartache...but thats expected from me...umm...im 18 now if you didnt know...i dont feel any different than if i were 13...yeah...if you didnt know already...i dont plan on "growing up"...i mean...ill go to college...get a real job...maybe be mature in the right situations...but other than that....same ole twan...what you see is what you get... and i aint no holla back girl... (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 27th, 2005
10:40 am	hmm...work sucks...late-night walmart free video games rules..."fwank" is kristyn's "special brother"...im down with the sickness.. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 13th, 2005
3:53 pm	these computers at southwest dont let me get on xanga...grr... (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 7th, 2005
9:57 pm	Hi(gh) my name is Twan... im almost 18...which all that means is i can buy cigarettes...but i dont smoke so it means nothing...i play guitar...im in this band called...uhh...well our cd is called the eli-twan experience...i play guitar on it...umm...i like playing guitar...matter of fact...i like playing music period...or even just humming a tune i dont even know...ive written some...decent songs i guess... as of now i have 2 jobs...in the mornings from 7-1 i work at parklane...painting and fixing crap really...from about 2-8 i work in a hotdog stand on delaware...i know that sounds corny...but if you come get one...i will serve you the best wiener in town...haha...yes i like to laugh...i like to be stupid (at the proper times) and joke and laugh...but when its time to be serious i can calm down... lets see...as of now...i am single...and...dont know if i like it...i can be alone...i just dont welcome it...hmm...most people would ask what i want in a girl...and i guess...i dont really know...i mean...i know what i want but cant explain it... yeah...basically...im a package deal...what you see is what you get...well...you can dress me up as little preppy boy, or depressed emo boy i come both ways...if you act now you can purchase for the very low price of one "heart"...thats right...give me your metaphorical heart and i will counter with my own...as long as you hold mine i wont let go of yours...act fast as to how i will eventually crap out...thank you! specifications: 6'0 dirty blond hair blue eyes (but sometimes change to green) approximately 170 pounds includes: 1 white 1997 ford ranger multiple instruments large cd collection umm...a little bit of money time to date (after working hours) assortment of black band t-shirts khakis and jeans (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 4th, 2005
11:11 pm	ok...i was told i never update...so...ill update... im still alive... im not in a relationship (exactly)...i think im about to get in one...but were kinda taking it slow... im starting another job...selling hotdogs on deleware...come get one...we serve the best wiener in town... me and eli are working on our next cd...which will be good...hopefully... umm...i graduated (duh)... thats about it really... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
8:55 pm	new cd comin out...better than the first...7 songs...actual (shitty) vocals...hopefully be finished by the weekend...4-5 bucks a piece...holla if u want one... come get a wiener next week... (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
9:43 pm	if you expect a kick in the balls, and get slapped in the face...its a victory i hate the things i do, and i hate the way i am, i try to leave behind, the fear i have in my mind oh, you think you understand oh, judge not if you can i, i am nothing all alone i'm just myself, just a boy, sitting in his room trying to find the words to make you believe in him, to make him believe in you (new song being worked on) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 19th, 2005
10:14 pm	Where have all the bastards gone? Nobody likes you...everyone left you...theyre all out without you...having fun... (My GreenDay Moments...) (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 12th, 2005
12:13 am	i feel like this is going nowhere... letting it go... at least trying to... (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 11th, 2005
9:26 pm	Girls posses me but theyre never mine-read my book...a short story of a lonely guy...who fell behind How do you remove an invisible tatoo? Anyone? (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 7th, 2005
11:19 pm	Under the wine I lost the disgustion feeling and was happy. It seemed they were all such nice people "I'm not a good guy." "Listen. You're a hell of a good guy, and I'm fonder of you than anybody on earth. I couldn't tell you that in New York. It'd mean I was a faggot. That was what the Civil War was about. Abraham Lincoln was a faggot. He was in love with General Grant. So was Jefferson Davis. Lincoln just freed the slaves on a bet. The Dred Scott case was framed by the Anti-Saloon League. Sex explains it all. The Colonel's Lady and Judy O'Grady are Lesbians under their skin." (excert from "The Sun Also Rises" by Ernest Hemingway) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 6th, 2005
11:13 am	10 facts... 1-I'm the 2nd leg of the Tripod 2-I like pink 3-I dont shave my legs 4-I <3 chick flicks 5-Im hott sticky sweet, from my head to my feet 6-I like emo 7-No matter what you may think, I dont do things for attention nor do i give a shit what you think of me 8-Just cuz i was true to you, doesnt mean that you were true to me 9-I watch dawson's creek 10-It's all about makin that GTA (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, May 2nd, 2005
11:17 am	blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah ok...well...lately...i havent been doing anything...just school and church (whihc isnt saying much...)...yeah...9 more (school) days til graduation...cant wait...just sick of everything...the same old people...the same teachers...the same day by day routine...ugh...i need to get away...ha...i need a woman...lol...any takers? didnt think so... anyways...yeah... (Comment on this)
Monday, April 25th, 2005
8:30 pm	My feelings are wrong and dirty... i have this wierd feeling about myself...like...i talk a whole lot of crap but dont ever back it up...i feel so old...yet i feel most comfortable curled up in the corner...im still a little kid...im still scared of everything and everyone...i dont know if that makes sense...but im almost 18...yet i still cringe at some things...and its kind of like...grow up fagot you know? i dont konw if it makes sense...i just noticed it while sitting in comp class...here i am...having my delusions of grandeur...thinking about my music and if it will take me anywhere...and i look at myself...and im still that scared shy little boy...curled in the corner...by himself...doesnt talk to anyone...odd...i dunno... (2 Comments |Comment on this)